The Smoked Sprat Baking in the Sun Animated opera
Oho! - Don’t leave me here in this dirty water.
I will grant you three wishes, whatever you desire.
Really? Aren’t you cheating me?
No! Only if you let me go
and tell nobody about our little agreement.
Alright, I’ll think about it.
Three wishes...
Alright, I’ll let you go.
Swim to dry land.
But what do I have to do for the wishes to come true?
Go to the sacred rock and say your wish.
If necessary, you’ll find me on dry land.
How is the dry land? - There is no water there.
What to wish for?
What is your first wish, my master?
How about a minister’s position?
Alright, your wish will be granted.
I forgot to mention that I would also need a car.
I will grant you that as well,
but don’t forget: you only have one wish left.
Now we’re talking.
Ugh, agh, I’ve run out of steam.
Looks like the minister’s job is not as easy as it looks.
What is this now? My head becomes detached.
I must have overworked.
What the heck, I can live like this.
Thank god, people have used their heads here.
The crack is wider and shinier.
Can you call it life?
Speeding on a razor’s edge with a bare bottom.
Luckily the workday is over.
I want a woman. - I will grant this wish as well,
but remember, it is your last one.
Let it be.
No worries, better decide in the morning than evening.
I’ll take my sandals off, climb on the table
and you put these on my thing as weight. - We can try.
Help, I can’t get down from here. - Thank god for the ceiling.
Or you would be god knows where.
I have been to higher spheres.
Maybe it will heal, pressing always helps.
Good night, my dear. - Good night.
Good morning. - Hello.
Looks like the thing has healed. - Whole as ever!
Was that really necessary?
I didn’t get the thing from above,
they even took the old one.
I have granted your wishes,
what else do you want? - A mighty thing.
When I grant your additional wish,
you will never get to higher spheres again.
I agree to these terms as long as I get my thing.
What has happened to you? Did you get a reward from above?
They don’t give you anything, you have to be a man yourself.
What a thing this is!